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                   Top 10 Reason Harley Riders Don't Wave
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From: daved@world.std.com (Dave T Dorfman)
Subject: Top 10 reasons harley riders don't wave :->
Keywords: jokes
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 1993 14:07:32 GMT

The top 10 reasons why Harley Riders don't wave at other motorcyclists


10)  Much to cool to acknowledge non Harley riders
 9)  Too busy daydreaming about owning a real motorcyle
 8)  Engine too weak to handle the added wind resistance of a 
     waving hand
 7)  German shepard in back of pick up truck with harley easily
     upset by rapid hand movements.
 6)  Are you kidding ? risk there lives by trying to control a Harley
     with only one hand.
 5)  Too Busy humming "Born to be Wild" while fantasizing about being 
     peter fonda.
 4)  No time to wave while thinking about the best way to pay for next 
     order of genuine Harley accesories including official HD
     calculator to be used by the millions of Harley riding CPA's.
 3)  If I had to tell you , you wouldn't understand anyway.
 2)  They can't see you due to half shell helmet falling over eyes.
 1)  They think we are actually trying to draw their attention to the
    parts falling off their bikes and they are sick and tired of it.


But seriously, whats the best motorcycle made in America, The Honda 
Gold Wing , of course.
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